Santa Benta Collections.

Subject: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:24 am

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. lol!

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:25 am

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:25 am

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:26 am

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:26 am

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' Santa Benta Collections. 139117

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:27 am

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Subject: Re: Santa Benta Collections. Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:28 am

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?

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